I really hate housework. Today I have considered all of the following as methods for avoiding putting clean sheets* onto bed.
* Note that I have managed to take dirty sheets off bed and put in washing machine. I don't hate laundry so much, as a machine has kindly been invented to do all the work. And I have now bought one of these machines. Joy.
Avoidance options include:
1. Sleep on couch
2. Pay a friend $20 to do it for me (any takers?)
3. Go out every night and find a random to take me home so I don't have to sleep in own bed (unfortunately this clashes with my new celibacy resolution...but that's a different story)
4. Proposition someone flirtatiously in the hopes that they'll help me
5. Move in with a girlfriend (after having asked someone to be my girlfriend) so that she has to do it (girlfriends who live together don't have sex anyway, so this one is in line with celibacy resolution)
6. Sleep on bed without sheets
7. Use a sleeping bag
8. Rent a hotel room
9. Break my own arm so friend / parent / sibling / nurse has to come and do it for me
10. Go on internet dating site and find someone who gets off on doing chores for other people
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